Final Stretch

Project. Finals. Work.
Eat. Food. Faura overnight. Again.
Self-torture.
Gratuitous act of violence.
Pick pen. Stab seatmate.
Screams.
Laugh. Be sorry. Laugh again.
Laugh some more. Hah.
Eureka.
Divide.
Conquer.
Kill.
Turn knob.
Strangle neck.
Stare.
Smile.

Silence.

Witticisms

37. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."
36. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
32. "Earth is full. Go home."
31. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
30. "Ambivalent? Well, yes and no."
29. "Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is done."
28. "Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..."
27. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
24. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
22. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."
20. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
16. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?"
14. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
13. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control."
12. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose."
11. "YOU!! ... Off my planet!!!"
10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."
9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left."
8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting!"
7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"
6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
5. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
4. "Well, this day was a total waste of make-up."
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"

Day of the Damned

Rearranging letters of my name reveals the following statements:
"Fresh, satanic 'n' on joy."

"Joy! Chaos 'n' fat sinner."

"Ha! Enjoy frantic sons."

"Oh! Enjoy crass infant."

"Joy! He's a scorn infant."

"Joins nest of anarchy."

"Roach enjoys infants."

"Shy Joann fornicates."

"Joy! Chef 'n' an arsonist."


Drat.

Pilot episode

Summer Brouhaha... CE --- the better, or is it bitter, half of my five-year stint as a college student. An option chosen over working. Is it really the better option? Microprocessor Systems --- thanks to the dismal hardwareto student proportion, i am enduring tormenting hours of figuring out what's wrong with the damn elevator.

The better choice? To work or not to work... that is the question. With the job offers and opportunities, plus the financial woes of my family pushing me to work is just too much to carry...not to mention unfair. Family solidarity aside,is it really fair for a self-sufficient scholar to financially contribute to the family coffers when he was never a part of the budget? If there's someone to pressure, he should be the one who's consuming the funds... in the spirit of reciprocity.

So I chose CE...and I'm paying (?) for that choice. Consolation though, this pales in comparison with the reality of work.

...better get back to tackling the elevator,potentiometer and reports on 6800.

Random Ramblings while in queue

"... and the geek shall inherit the earth..."

"...and there was much rejoicing..."

"HOORAY!"

"If you can laugh and stand up everytime you fall, people will think you're drunk."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."

"Bored. Bored to death."

"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it. What is the color of the tree?"

"Fear is the path of the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to power. Power is absolute. Power is all that matters."

"Hey..."

"You must cut down the mightiest tree with... A HERRING!"

"NI!"

"What is the capital of Assyria?"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"African or European swallow?"

"I don't know that."

"Moo."