Random Ramblings while in queue

"... and the geek shall inherit the earth..."

"...and there was much rejoicing..."

"HOORAY!"

"If you can laugh and stand up everytime you fall, people will think you're drunk."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."

"Bored. Bored to death."

"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it. What is the color of the tree?"

"Fear is the path of the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to power. Power is absolute. Power is all that matters."

"Hey..."

"You must cut down the mightiest tree with... A HERRING!"

"NI!"

"What is the capital of Assyria?"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"African or European swallow?"

"I don't know that."

"Moo."